Leather Bear Daddy

April 25, 2008 / Posted by:

John Travolta looked at himself in the mirror one day and said, “Girrrrrrl! You need to butch up your image! A little pube hair on your gorgeous face will do the trick. Love you girrrl! Kiisses!” Unfortunately, there’s nothing butch about this look.

Imagine the shit he’s wearing underneath his clothes? He’s probably wearing a full leather harness, nipple clamps, a butt plug and a Richard Quest rope knot around his genitals. And around Mickey Mouse?! It’s ok. Mickey’s used to that kinky shit. I mean, he is from Disney and those bitches are a bunch of dirty whores.

Here’s leather bear daddy at Michael D. Eisner’s induction into the Hollywood Walk of Fame today.

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