I Blame Tyra

April 25, 2008 / Posted by:

A 42-year-old woman was stabbed in the neck and chest on Wednesday night by some crazy bitch, because she was too loud during an episode of “America’s Next Top Model.” Damn, I was upset that Lauren was eliminated too, but it’s not that serious.

The victim and her friends were drinking beer and watching the show in a Seattle apartment when the crazy bitch told the victim to stop talking so loud during the show. The two started screaming at each other which led to a fight and one of them getting their hair pulled out.

The crazy bitch then pulled out a knife from a nearby apple and started stabbing the woman. Friends were able to break up the fight and the police were called. The woman was rushed to the hospital. She also told friends that her money was taken.

The fact that a knife was in an apple on the kitchen table tells me a lot. SeattlePi reports that the crazy bitch who stabbed the woman is still at large!

On the next Tyra Banks Show! Tyra talks about her near-death experience with a crazed stalker who stabbed another woman with an apple knife to get closer to her! TyTy is going to milk this shit.

VIA TMZ

Thanks Steven

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