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April 25, 2008 / Posted by:

We’re going to Paris! An exhibition of Dreamboat Doherty’s art opened in Paris yesterday at the local Methadone Clinic. NO! It opened at the Chappe Gallery. Dreamy is a real artiste. The exhibition featured 30 paintings by Dreamy. Many of them were made using his own blood.

One painting is a tribute to Kate Moss, but it looks more like Jackie Stallone after a botched facelift. Dreamy has also signed his name in blood on several painting using his used needles.

The exhibition runs until May 11th. Dreamy won’t be able to make it since he’s sort of busy making grilled cheese sandwiches on the radiator in the chokey. A friend told NME that Dreamy is making the most out of his time in prison. Yeah, he’s passing the time by shooting up. Time flies when you’re getting high. The friend said, “He’s being very positive about the whole situation, he’s chomping at the bit to play festivals this summer. Just to strap his guitar on again and be the frontman in Babyshambles.

I need one of Dreamy’s painting! Just touching one of his paintings will give me syphilis, but it’s worth it. I wonder if he’d trade half an 8-ball for a painting. DUH!

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