Free Wino!

April 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Wino was arrested today on suspicion of assault! The Sun reports that Wino spent half an hour with Scotland Yard this evening after arriving 2 hours late for her police interview.

Wino has been accused of allegedly headbutting one dude and then punching another dude earlier this week.

She could face up to 6-months in the chokey if she’s convicted. She can finally be with Blaaaake!

Wino is expected to be released from Holborn Police Station sometime today.

Can’t you picture her in handcuffs screaming for Blaaaake while the cops attempt to search her crackhive? Can they let me know if they find my missing red sock up in that mess? I’ve looked everywhere for that shit.

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