Don’t Take Wino!

April 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino cried crack tears this morning as she left her home for the police station. I’m surprised the crackheads in her neighborhood didn’t try to lick those tears up. You know there’s some good shit in those tears. Anyway, Wino is expected to be arrested this afternoon in London for allegedly headbutting one dude and punching another while partying the other night.

Her spokeswhore said, : “Amy Winehouse will be voluntarily attending a London police station today by appointment with the police. We understand that she will be questioned in connection with an alleged incident in Camden in the early hours of April 23 2008.

While Wino was busy with the cops, Blaaaake was in court today. The Daily Mail reports that he was talking to a blonde in the public gallery. He told the ho that he “loved her” and she said the same to him. The girl told reporters that she’s known Blaaaaake a long time.

I guess it was nice while it lasted, because the crackhead zombie known as Wino is going to rip out blondie’s heart with her teeth.

Blaaake’s trial begins June 2nd and could last six weeks. He was due to be released in May, but a judge ruled he will have to stay in the chokey until at least June 9th. Let the fun and games continue!

Today is definitely a screaming BLAAAAAAAKE day! She’s going to scream it when she gets arrested and she’s going to scream it when she finds out he’s in jail until June. BLAAAAAAKE! I’m screaming it for her.

Here’s some pictures of the crackhead zombie roaming the streets of London last night. That’s a face that could even make Satan cry.

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