Amy Wino’s crazy ass was arrested and thrown in jail today for allegedly headbutting and bitch slapping some ho. Well, Wino may have a man waiting for her when she gets out tonight. No, I’m not talking about Blaaaaake. The Sun reports that Wino has been secretly dating Alex Haynes (above) for about a month.
Alex is her manager’s assistant and friends say she’s fallen “head over heels in love.” That’s just the heroin talking. A friend said, “It is a relief that it’s finally out and they have everyone’s 100 per cent backing. Alex is a good boy. He doesn’t smoke or take drugs. He isn’t a big drinker. Amy has really fallen for him.”
Wino has tried to keep the affair a secret, because she doesn’t want Blaaake to find out. She’s afraid he will do something to himself in the chokey.
Not only does Wino have a new boyfriend, but she’s broken it off with her husband. She reportedly visited him in prison on Monday to end it for good. She called her financial advisors a couple of weeks ago to talk about how she’s going to protect her $20 million fortune.
How can this be? Wino without a Blaaaake?! That’s like a kitten without its purr. Aleeeeeex just doesn’t have the same ring to it as Blaaaake does.
This Alex dude is not going to last. He looks completely normal, sane and sober which means he’s all wrong for Wino. Wait, unless she starts corrupting. Poor Alex. In a few weeks, he’ll be roaming the streets in a crack-induced coma screaming for his Wiiiiiino. He should run before it’s too late.