Benji Madden Ran Over This Foot
A pap filed a hit-and-run report with the L.A. Sheriffs Department after he claims Benji Madden ran over his foot last night. TMZ has video of the paps covering Benji and Wonky’s car as they left Foxtail last night. You can hear one of the paps screaming as Benji allegedly runs over his footsie. Benji sort of checks things out and then takes off.
That pap just needs to walk it off. At least it wasn’t Brit Brit! She would have ran over his foot, reversed and then ran it over again. That being said, the cops should throw Wonky in jail just because. Charge her with attempted murder!
Click here to see the video. Below is another shot of the pap’s footsie. You know you want to lick the screen. Feet will always gross me out. I can lick an ear hole with no problem, but licking feetsies will always be off-limits for me.