Pete Wentz is truly going to make a great father. At least now he’ll have someone to talk to that’s on his IQ level. Speaking of pregnancy, Asshole Simpson is still milking the rumors to get more press.
Asshole continued to be an asshole by not giving a straight answer to the pregnancy questions. Asshole went on The Ellen DeGeneres (episode airs today) and would not give a simple “yes” or “no” to the questions being fired at her.
People reports that Ellen asked the pregnancy question and Asshole answered, “Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is something that I choose personally not to discuss. Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something? Because I don’t think I do.” No, but I want to shove 10 cheeseburgers in her mouth, so she can shut the hell up already.
Ellen finally made Ash promise that if she is pregnant, she won’t keep it a secret for a long ass time like JLo did. Asshole promised. Pete Wentz is probably the one that’s pregnant. He’s the one with the vagina. Maybe, people should start asking him when he’s expecting.
Here’s the expectant mother at the opening of the Bape store in Los Angeles last night.