Where’s Jaws When You Need Him?

April 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Denise Richards is in Hawaii trying to resurrect her dead career by filming a reality show. I can tell the show is going to be thrilling. Denise paddling in the ocean? Edge of our fucking seats. Producers should at least throw a jellyfish at her ass, so they can get some kind of emotion out of her. She probably wouldn’t even realize it was stinging her, because she’s on a 20-second delay.

And in other news, allergies are fucking me in the ass without lube today. If my posts start not making sense, it’s the Benadryl talking. Yeah, when do my posts make sense? Good question.

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