She Should Have Thought About That

April 24, 2008 / Posted by:

17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is scared about giving birth to a real-life baby. A source told Star Magazine that Lynne Spears tried to ease Jamie Lynn’s fears by showing her a video of natural birth.

The source said, “She wanted to show Jamie Lynn what a woman goes through giving birth, that it’s a natural and beautiful thing, but all Jamie Lynn saw was the blood — or ‘goop,’ as she called it — the screaming and the pain. It was too graphic for her. She flipped out and literally got sick.

In Jamie Lynn’s defense, Lynne probably showed her a video of Brit Brit giving birth. That would make anyone blow chunks.

Jamie Lynn might skip the whole “baby coming out of vagina” thing and get a c-section instead. The source added, “She wants to be knocked out and then wake up when it’s all over.” Don’t we all?

Jamie Lynn should be looking forward to giving birth for one reason only: DRUGS!!! She can start with a little epidural followed by a morphine drip. Can they give you both at once? I should look into that.

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