Rojo Caliente!
Cynthia Nixon recently said that she had breast cancer in 2006. Cynthia said she “beat” it after six-weeks of radiation. The experience has given Cynthia the desire to marry her hot bitch girlfriend of 3 years, Christine Marinoni.
The National Enquirer claims the two want to marry this Fall in Vermont. A source said, “Cynthia and Chris want a quiet autumn ceremony in Vermont under the red leaves. It’s supposed to be a very low-key gathering, just for close friends and family.” My invitation better be in the mail, because there’s no way I want to miss this hot lesbian wedding. I’ll buy them a wooden duck. Lesbians love wooden ducks.
The red leaves will look gorgeous against Rojo Caliente’s skin. I’m not talking about Cynthia either. Rojo Caliente better order her tuxedo from Casual Male right now. That’s going to be a special order.