Posh Is On Clearance

Ever wanted to own a pair of jeans from Posh’s denim line, but couldn’t afford the $300 price tag? Yeah, didn’t think so. A pair of Posh jeans will set you back 289 clams if you buy that shit at Fred Segal or Kitson. Just down the freeway in Reseda, CA, you can buy the same pair for $69.99 at Loehmanns. Loehmanns is the shit! Posh should feel privileged that they are carrying her denim line. She is next to all the great designers.

There have been rumors that Posh’s denim line was being dumped by Kitson and Fred Segal. All parties involved have denied these rumors. Well, what’s their loss is Loehmanns gain! I bet you that shit still isn’t selling.

And what the fuck is with charging $300 for a pair of damn jeans! You know, I bought a pair of jeans the other day and the salesbitch told me to never wash them. EVER! He told them that shit would shrink and then I wouldn’t be able to wear them anymore. He told me that if they start to stink, stick them in the freezer. I should stick myself in the freezer as punishment for buying those jeans even after he told me I couldn’t wash them. If you suddenly smell some musty ass jelly, turn around and I’ll be there. Blame the jeans!

Here’s some more pics of Posh with kiddies and an outside shot of the glamorous Loehmanns in Reseda.