Penis Thievery!

April 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Let me explain the picture first. When I googled “dick thieves” this came up. Now on to our story!

13 people have been arrested in the Congo for stealing dick! 13 suspected sorcerers have been accused of using black magic to steal or shrink the dicks of several men. Police had to step in, because angry mobs were threatening to lynch suspects.

Last week in the capital city of Kinshasa, rumor spread that sorcerers were going around shrinking cock. Even radio stations warned people to beware of people in communal taxis with gold rings. Beware of the dick shrinkers! Over here we call dick shrinkers, Paris Hilton.

The 14 victims claims the sorcerers simply touched them to make their dicks shrink or disappear. They suspect they did this to extort cash from them for a cure.

The police chief said he thinks it’s one big joke, but “when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’.” That police chief is a hot slut.

Have these dick sorcerers been visiting my cruise bar of choice, because my one-nighters have been coming up “short” lately.

Here’s a few pics from last night of two penises I’d like to see disappear.

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