LaBeouf Dating HoHan’s Arch Rival?

April 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Shia LaBeouf is reportedly off the market, because he’s fallen for Lauren Hastings. I guess his douche one-liners worked on someone.

23-year-old Lauren made headlines last year after she accused HoHan of stealing $10,000 worth of clothes from her. She also claimed HoHan, Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie called her a fat ass. Mean Girls indeed. HoHan denied it, but Lauren stands by her story.

Well, now Shia can buy the chick some new clothes. A source told Life & Style, “He met her through a mutual friend and thought she was one of the most beautiful girls he’d ever seen.

At least Shia is finally getting some action. I was going to send him a Jenna Jameson rubber pussy, because I was starting to feel sorry for him.

Hastings Image: Buzznet

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