Judge Toler Does Have All The Answers

Gary Coleman and his wife of 8-months, Shannon Price, are heading to “Divorce Court.” Bossip reports that the two-part special will air on May 1st during sweeps. Apparently, this shit was taped back in March. Celeb Scoop reports that Gary wanted to go on the show, because he’s a big fan. Why didn’t Vh1 think of this shit?! Celebrity Divorces hosted by Pamela Anderson.

Here’s the synopsis of Gary’s second episode. Train sets!

On the conclusion of a two part session of Divorce Court, both Gary Coleman and his wife Shannon Price agreed to come on Divorce Court because they wanted Judge Toler’s marital advice. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s outbursts and head banging against the wall episodes. Shannon wants Gary to start going out with her instead of staying indoors playing video games and playing with his train sets. Shannon also says she wants to have kids but Gary is not fond of them. Gary says he does not like going out and would rather spend his time with his train set. Gary also says he does not want to have kids because he does not like them.

Picturing Gary Coleman in a little conductor hat, screaming “Choo Choo” at the top of his little lungs has made my day.

40-year-old Gary married 22-year-old Shannon last August in Utah. Back then, Gary admitted that he was a virgin and also confessed about having a temper. Shannon said he regularly threw shit at her during arguments.

Gary has since said he lost his virginity to Shannon. That’s the problem right there! The sex is shit.