Wino Is The Ultimate Heroine

April 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino was voted the “Ultimate Heroine” in a new poll of people under 25 conducted by Sky.com. Perhaps these kids have no idea what a heroine is. They think “heroine” means a super heroin user or something. Pete Doherty was also voted the second most popular hero, behind footballer Stephen Gerrard. Yup, they definitely think it has something to do with heroin.

Wino even placed above Princess Diana. A psychologist told NME that Wino topped the poll because she “seems to portray a certain sense of vulnerability or having had to fight against some adversity in their lives.” Um…no..she seems to portray a crackhead. Straight up.

In other Wino news, she headbutted a dude outside of a bar last night. Awesome! A friend said Wino was aruging with some dude when she “got upset and lashed out, headbutting a guy hard in the face and also punched him.” Her friends quickly rushed her back inside the bar. She came out later only to bump into a lamppost.

Has anyone checked Wino’s pulse lately? I don’t think the chick is alive. Seriously.

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