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Star Jones has filed for divorce from Gay Al! SHOCKING! The two douches got married on November 13, 2004.
Entertainment Tonight reports that divorce was filed on March 26th by Starlet. The papers were marked as an “Uncontested Matrimonial” case by the court and the records were sealed.
She told ET, “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”
In Star’s defense, she had to invite someone into her intimate area since Gay Al obviously wasn’t going to go there. He probably screamed “EWWWW” every time he caught a glimpse of her gina
YES! I hope this divorce gets as messy as Gay Al’s ass after a night at the bath houses. This is going to get good.