This Is Dita Von Teese’s Mom

April 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Damn! Dita Von Teese’s mother looks more like her sister! I’m not just saying that either, because you know how I love to clown people. I adore her mother’s chola eyebrow, but she really should have went with a black liner for the maximum cholita look.

Here’s Dita and Mommy Dita in NYC today. Do you ever think Dita wakes up and says, “Fuck it. I’m wearing some mangey sweats and a holey t-shirt today.” Looking like that every day must be exhausting.

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