File this under: One step closer to being a has-been! JLo will star, co-create and co-executive produce a reality show for TLC. The show will follow JLo as she juggles her career and motherhood. The show is currently in production and no air-date has been announced. TLC is calling it a “docu-series,” but that’s just fancy talk for “bitch is no better than any other reality show trick.” This means Hottie from Flavor of Love and JLo are on the same level now.
JLo said, “I am excited to be part of the TLC family. I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together.” She forgot to mention, “Hahaha! I’m getting paid a shit load too. I’m rich and you’re not! EAT THAT!”
I was excited about this for a quick minute, but then I realized that there’s no way JLo is going to let the truth be revealed. This shit is going to be scripted, majorly edited, de-bitched and she’s probably bringing in actors too. Antonio Sabata Jr. is going to play Skeletor and the cartoon Dragon Tales kids will play her twins.
This mess will make “The Hills” look like an episode of “Cops.” Seriously, you can’t get more real than Cops and don’t tell me that shit is fake. I couldn’t take it.
With all that being said, I will be watching this.