The Wino We’ve All Come To Know And Love

April 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Guess what everyone?! Amy Wino looks like shit. Another day, another crackhead. The girl looks like she crawled out of the gutter after losing a wrestling match to an alligator. Shit! My mommy used to tell us that alligators lived in the sewers and I still believe her ass to do this day.

Anyway, Amy was in classic Wino mode last night.

Crack hive filled with roach antennas: CHECK!
Ballet slippers stained with cat shit: CHECK!
Fugly ass hanger-oners: CHECK!
Chola tear drop under her eye for Blaaaake: CHECK!
Blaaake’s creepy picture in her locket: CHECK!
Crack eyes that can see into the future: CHECK!
Coke bloat: CHECK!

Same shit! Wino as out in full force last night doing what she does best. She partied, smoked a joint, bought magazines, bought crisps, yelled at the paps….blah…blah! She also had to break into her house through the garage door. That brings back high school memories. I don’t know how many garage door openers I broke trying to break into my own house.

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