Russian Hyatt Has The Right Idea

April 23, 2008 / Posted by:

First of all, that teddy bear was forced to hold that pillow. It doesn’t love her. It loathes her. I told me so. Anyway, a Hyatt hotel in Moscow banned Wonky McValtrex for life!

Wonky reportedly scribbled “Paris Moscow 2008” with a black marker on expensive wallpaper in the suite she was staying in. Hotel bitches charged her $9,000 and told her to never come back.

A hotel spokeswhore said, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.

Wait until they find all the vagina maggots she left in their mattress.

Here’s some pictures of Wonky with Boy George being skanky in Los Angeles yesterday.

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