It was nice while it lasted. Nicole Richie’s bodacious pregnant chichis are completely gone now. We barely knew each other. She’s back to looking like a surf board. I just want to grab her ass, head to the beach and catch a wave.
And is this ho moonlighting as a night nurse in the maternity ward? What the fuckity fuck is she wearing? It’s probably from Katherine Heigl’s medical uniform collection.