Nicole Kidman’s Two New Bumps

April 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman spoke at the United Nations in NYC yesterday and showed off two new bumps. One contained baby and the other probably contained collagen or some other kind of filler. Somebody better get her ass that “My Beautiful Mommy” book for her baby shower. She’s going to need it.

A 6-month pregnant Nicky was at the UN to discuss violence against women as part of her role as a Goodwill Ambassador. It’s nice to see Nicky with some wrinkles, but I can’t get past those lips. Does she think that shit looks natural? Since Nicky can’t inject herself with Botox, she has to inject herself with something. The doctor should inject her brains with vitamins instead. It needs it.

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