Stay Away From HoHan’s Man!

April 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is not letting anyone get near her main snatch, Samantha Ronson. The two were partying at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Friday night when Ashley Olsen started to chat up Sammy.

HoHan wasn’t loving the troll attention Sammy was getting, so she screamed at Ashley, “Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.” Don’t fuck with a jealousy dyke. HoHan really doesn’t know who she’s messing with. Those Trollsens have evil deep down in their souls. HoHan better check under her bed at night. That’s if she’s not too busy feasting on a Ronson clambake.

The next night at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone, HoHan became upset with Sammy for “ignoring her.” Sammy was busy working. A source told Page Six, “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything.”

HoHan has become so obsessed with Sammy that she’s even created a Facebook page under “Lindsay Ronson.” Add that lesbo!

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