Khia Is The Most “Beautifulest” Thing In The World

April 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Is “Miss Rap Supreme” even worth watching anymore? The hell?! Khia was disqualified during yesterday’s episode for not doing an original rap during the elimination round. This hot bitch barely got any small-screen time.

Khia took to her MySpace to blast the judges and contestants. I have no idea what the hell she’s writing about, but I agree with her.

First of all, there was nothing but a bunch of crack heads, whores and undercover bull-daggers in the house! Much love to Nicky2States and Rese Steele, the only two real bitches in the house and Byata… Byata was cool!!! Now, back to what I a was saying…… How in the hell is two clown muthafuckas gone judge me, when I out sold them? Just tell me that!!! I out sold and out shined everybody in the house including the judges….. That’s why they were hating!!! Serch hating ass….. Talking about obscurity and oblivion… He must have been talking about himself!!!! Because no one remembers the gas face and I am sure everyone remembers my MEGA HIT… MY Neck, My Back…. There’s not many artist, male or female that’s had a MEGA hit! They’re still fishing for it and I caught my fish the first throw!!!!!! Salmon….Pleeeeeeease!

Cheating… No B-I-T-C-H!!!! Checkmate!!! Yessssss!!! Yall bitches still don’t get it????? Is that the short bus I hear blowing outside???? PROMOTION….. Full promotion of my shit!!! VH1 put my face in millions of homes!!! I used VH1 to promote myself and my music!!! What part of that don’t you people understand? That was my plan from the beginning, not cheating but winning(stupid muthafuckas) The joke is on yall….. AGAIN!!!!!!!! I never intended on following the rules… Neva have…..I make the rules…… I am the boss….. My mission….. Accomplished!!!!!!!!!!! Yall bitches is so DELAYED!!!!! PROMOTION!!! !!!!!!! That’s why I was on the show!!!

The excessive use of exclamation points should get this chick some sort of award. I can hear her screaming through the entire post. She takes a few breaks to spray some Chloraseptic on her fingers and she keeps going.

Khia was also asked by Vh1 blog about being a one-hit wonder, she said, “If I had a Britney machine or a Rihanna machine, I woulda been the beautifulest thing in the world, too.

Beautifulest! Damn, this bitch is a poet in every way.

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