Shannon Elizabeth and her “Dancing with the Stars” partner, Derek Hough, might be doing sexy times together off the dance floor. Last night, ABC put together this package of the two getting close on the beach. Shannon and Derek said they were just “getting into their roles.”
One of the show’s robotic hosts, Samantha Harris, even asked, “Are you saying that this is just, then, a showmance?” Shannon said they were just getting into their dances. I wanted Shannon to blurt out, “He’s a fag! OK!? A fag!”
Cheryl Burke was asked about their relationship and she said, “They should just admit it.” And Cheryl should just admit she’s a muppet already.
I can’t wrap my gaydar around Derek Hough. He’s a Ken doll from the 80s that’s been left out in the sun too long. I just can’t picture him having sex with anybody! He probably doesn’t have a crotch just like Ken.