Heather Mills Used To Be A High-Class Ho

April 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Heather Mills has long denied that she ever got paid to fuck, but some chick named Denise Hewitt has come forward in a new documentary claiming she used to work the pussy line with Heather back in the 80s.

In the documentary called “Heather Mills: What Really Happened,” Denise said they used to act out lesbo fantasies for clients for up to $20,000 a night. This was long before Heather lost her leg. She probably would have made more without a leg, because those bitches with fetishes will pay top dollar to lick that shit.

Denise also claimed that Heather told her she gave Paul McCartney an ultiamtium about marrying her, “She said, ‘I’ll give him an ultimatum and if he doesn’t marry me within say eight months, ten months, I’m going to leave him’.” When Paul finally proposed, Heather still bashed his ass to Denise. She told her, “Well look at me, I’m marrying an old man with bigger tits than me.

Denise said that when it comes to people, Heather gets what she wants, “They just fall madly in love with her and I take my hat off to her because she manipulates people and they’re besotted, like enchanted, you know – like she throws fairy dust all over them.

That picture above was taken in the 80s and she definitely has “HO face.” You can tell she’s wearing jewelry bought with her sex money. Sex jewelry is always tackier.

You know, I wish the Heather from the 80s would come back. The Heather that fucked for money, posed for naked pictures and had amazing hair. That Heather sounds fun.


Thanks Mimi

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >