Connor Cruise Is Getting A Little Attention

April 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Tom Cruise’s “other” kid, Connor Cruise, will make his film debut in Seven Pounds. 13-year-old Connor will play the younger version of Will Smith’s character reports People. A source claims Connor got the role all by himself even though his parents are two of the most famous whores in the world. Obviously Nicole didn’t help his ass, because she probably doesn’t even know he’s still alive!

The source went on to say, “Tom is so proud of Connor. He’s proud of him for really doing this on his own.” On his own my ass hole! Will Smith and Tommy Girl are two aliens in love. Tommy asked Willy to do him this “little favor” while the two were canoodling during “Earth Girls are Easy.” The alien gays love that movie. Don’t ask me why!

I have high hopes that Connor will wake the fuck up and escape Tommy’s alien clutches to write the hottest tell-all of all time. Yeah, doubtful. I’m sure Connor loves his own life too much.

Tags: Nicole Kidman, TomKat

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