Ashlee Simpson’s T-Shirt Line

April 22, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s time to give it up and call it a day when your clothing line makes Heidi Montag’s line look like some couture shit. Asshole Simpson designed a t-shirt line for Wet Seal to help market her shitty ass CD. Who the fuck would want this bitch’s ass face all over their t-shirt? I wouldn’t even use her ass face to wipe my own ass.

Click here if you want to buy this shit, but be aware that your computer will laugh at you once you hit “process order.”

And since I’ve already hurt your eyes, I might as well hurt your ears as well. Here’s Asshole on Leno last night. She should have lip-synched and then danced a jig. It would have been more entertaining.

Source: ONTD

Thanks Laurie

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