A Double Skank Wedding

April 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton is planning a spectacular double wedding with Nicole Richie. Showbiz Spy reports that the two want to marry their boyfriends, The Madden Douches, in a double wedding to make millions from all the publicity.

Are these cunts 8-years-old? This is the kind of shit you joke around with your friends at a slumber party while waiting for the bras and panties to freeze. “We’ll get married in a double wedding, with an ice cream wedding cake! You’ll wear pink and I’ll wear white. ”

A source said, “Paris is doing it all for attention, as usual. It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.

Wonky has also been walking around town with a ring on her engagement finger. It’s probably Benji’s cock ring. She really does love him!

Here’s more pics of Wonky being a skank slut yesterday.


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