Viva Hollywood is a fucking mess. You know that any show with Walter Mercado AND Maria Conchita Alonso is a ride on the tacky train.
Last night, the contestants were forced to do sexy scenes with each other. Vinci and Berto were told they had to play gay. Vinci flipped out and locked himself in the bathroom like a little bitch. The guest coach, Cristian de la Fuente, had to talk Vinci out of the bathroom. Cristian told him this was all part of acting and went on to say, “sometimes I have to do scenes with 60-year-old women.” Cristian is talking about Dixie Carter! He had to sex her hot ass on “Family Law.”
Anuway, Vinci cried about it and wanted to go home. Dude needed to wipe those tears, bend over and take it like a real gay. If he wants to make it in Hollywood, he’s probably going to have to suck dick for real. What if Bryan Singer said to him, “Toss my salad and I’ll make you the next Superman.” Is he going to cry about it or is he going to turn his tongue into tongs and start tossing?
In the end, the scene worked out and Berto won the challenge for playing gay.
You might remember Vinci from that MTV shit show “8th and Ocean.” He was an annoying douce then and he’s an annoying douche now.
Below is the clip of Vinci crying about having to play homo: