This is definitely the most clothes I’ve ever seen Jodie Marsh wear. She looks like she’s about to have tea with the Queen. A fucking lady. She also looks like she’s smuggling two watermelons in a picnic tablecloth. I can’t believe this ho got another tit job. What she really needs is a schnoze tune-up. That nose looks like it’s been dick slapped one too many times. That being said, she’s still a stunning and elegant lady.
Here’s Jodie at the “Three and Out” charity premiere tonight in London. That’s funny, because three and out is usually a normal night for Jodie. Three dicks in, three dicks out. Jodie’s boyfriend was her escort this evening. He looks like he speaks fluent douche.