Save Our Dogs!

April 21, 2008 / Posted by:

This wonky bitch got herself another reality show. Paris will reportedly star in a show about pet grooming. For. Real. Wonky has signed a deal with Britain’s Living TV to star in “Paris’ Pooches,” in which she will manage a pet grooming business on Bond Street in London.

A source said, “Watching Paris act out her Los Angeles lifestyle, in which tiaras for Chihuahuas are of real importance, should be very entertaining. And she will no doubt be hitting the clubs and parties over here in the same way she does back home.

WTF! This dumb bitch claimed to have 600 pets living in her home at one point. I think she’s also counting her crabs. She was also recently investigated for having 17 dogs. The limit in Los Angeles is 14.

The only reality show about animals this bitch should be on is “Animal Precinct.” I would love to see a blast of doggy anal gland fluid hit this bitch’s wonk, but she should stay away from the animals.

Besides, I doubt dog owner’s are going to appreciate Wonky leaving their doggies in the closet to starve to death.

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