Romo Doesn’t Like When Jessica Looks Like A Tranny

April 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson has reportedly chosen her boyfriend Tony Romo over Ken Paves. WHAT?! Dumping The Paves?! That should be a fucking crime. Okay, sort of…. Life & Style (via MSNBC) reports that Romo prefers Jessica without make-up and as natural as possible. Jessica has completely scaled back on having hair and make-up bitches around her all the time.

A source said, “She always worried about how she looked. Now she knows she can dress the way she wants and choose not to wear makeup and (Tony will) still love her just as much. She hates trying to look sexy all the time. Jess is a down-home girl on the inside.”

The sourcie claims Romo is more attracted to Jessica when she’s not looking like a tranny.

Please. The truth is that Romo can’t control his sexual urges for The Paves. Paves does that to most, so I understand Romo’s dilemma. He did the right thing.

Someone should tell Romo that Jessica would be even more attractive with a paper bag over her head.

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