Papa Joe’s New Favorite Pictures

April 21, 2008 / Posted by:

These pictures look like the aftermath of a Smurf orgy! Blue spunk everywhere. It’s actually pictures of Tony Romo’s 28th Birthday party on Saturday night in Dallas.

People reports that Jessica sang “Happy Birthday” to Romo and then they fed each other blue cake. Sick bitches! A party guest said, “She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle. But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing.” Yeah, laughing at her. He was totally thinking what we’re all thinking, “the bitch looks like Papa Smurf dropped a load on her.”

Papa Joe is going to pretend like he doesn’t like these pictures, but I bet they are going right under his pillow.

Click here to see more pics from the Smurf orgy

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