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April 21, 2008 / Posted by:

The gardener from Desperate Housewives got hairy! I refuse to believe that Jesse Metcalfe is capable of growing body hair, so I’m just going to assume he glued fake hair to his chest and nips for these pictures that were uploaded to his MySpace.

I’m not going to lie. I’d motorboat! It might be a little difficult since it looks like he just has one giant moob. Hey, one giant moob equals one giant party!

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