July Will Be Magic

April 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Some dumb bitch better not be playing a bad joke on all of us. This is not a laughing matter, because my soul needs this to happen. A Wikipedia page has gone up for a new Vh1 show called “I Love Money.” The show is supposed to debut this July. It’s a spin-off featuring the skanks, whores and douches from “Flavor of Love,” “I Love New York” and “Rock of Love.

This co-ed battle between reality stars will throw contestants from each of those shows in a mansion in Huatulco, Mexico and have them battle each other. Similar to MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge, these reality show stars will be fighting physically and mentally to take home $100,000. Production started in early February, 2008, and is wrapping up in March.

They had to film in Mexico, because you can get a Valtrex there without a prescription. The US Center for Disease Control also banned the producers from bringing all these disease-ridden skanks together in one house in the US. That scenario has the makings of a Super-STD!

This is the supposed cast:

Host: LaLa

Pumkin (Flavor of Love, Season 1)
Hoopz (Flavor of Love, Season 1)
Toasteee (Flavor of Love, 2)
Nibblz (Flavor of Love, Season 2)
Bootz (Flavor of Love, Season 2)
Sinceer (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
Thing 1 (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
Thing 2 (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
Chance (I Love New York, Season 1)
Real (I Love New York, Season 1)
Heat (I Love New York, Season 1)
12 Pack (I Love New York, Season 1)
Whiteboy (I Love New York, Season 1)
The Entertainer (I Love New York, Season 2)
Midget Mac (I Love New York, Season 2)
Heather (Rock of Love, Season 1)
Brandi C. (Rock of Love, Season 1)
Destiney (Rock of Love, Season 2)
Megan (Rock of Love, Season 2)
Kristy Joe (Rock of Love, Season 2)

This is the greatest cast ever assembled for a television event. Bootz, Heather and Pumkin in one room? I can already smell the delicious aroma of whore blood, weave glue and sperm spit.

VIA Crunk + Disorderly

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