It’s Just A Little Blood

April 21, 2008 / Posted by:

While Dreamboat Dohery’s in the chokey, the landlord of his 9-bedroom mansion decided to pop in to his place to see how things were going. The landlord found the crack cave in typical Doherty condition. The walls, carpets and windows had blood on them. The joint also reeked from Dreamboat’s 9 cats. What the hell does the landlord expect? You rent a house to Dreamboat and that’s what you get. I would be more shocked if I strolled in and the place was pristine.

The Mirror reports that his landlord immediately evicted him after the visit.

A source said, “Pete is homeless, broke and owes thousands to dealers. He destroyed the place by scribbling on the walls, the floor, anywhere he felt like it. The beautiful heavy curtains were ripped down and the cats are just running around abandoned. It’s a really pathetic state of affairs..

Seriously, the landlord better burn the house down. That place is a toxic wasteland. I’m sure new diseases were born from Dreamboat’s stale blood marinating into the carpet.

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