So Fresh And So Clean

April 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

A picture of Lindsay Lohan is all I need to keep myself away from fake tanning forever. The layers and layers of fake tanner have become one with her skin. The bitch now has a permanent dirty sanchez and always looks like she’s been rolling around in the dirt. Fuck drugs! Fake tanning is the real enemy.

Lindsay Lohan brought her old ass out in NYC last night to support her main man, Samantha Ronson. Sammy did a set at Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square. People reports that HoHan spent her night drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull (so much for sobriety) and dancing.

One source said that HoHan was ” tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls – even throwing her hands in the air.” Um…full body rolls? We call that the coke hustle! Coke makes you believe you are a motherfucking star on the dance floor when you really look like you’re doing “The Velma” from Scooby Doo.

Here’s more pics of ~~White Oprah~~ HoHan and her man last night. I bet Sammy gave HoHan a pubic moustache by the end of the night.

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