“When I grow up I want to be a no-trick pony with garbage bag chichis!”
Heidi Montag launched her affordable line of prostitute uniforms at Kitson yesterday to a crowd of like 20. I bet half of those people were plucked from central casting.
The parents of these little girls need to be dick slapped! Well, maybe they mistook Heidi for one of those plastic horsey rides that sit outside of supermarkets. Unfortunately, when you stick a quarter in Heidi, the quarter bounces back at you.