This Must End

April 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Adrien Brody is slowly melting my tar heart by continuing to have a fraudulent relationship with that Elsa chick. I have nothing against the broad, but she better step off if she doesn’t want her face on a milk carton. That gorgeous Afghan Hound belongs to me and not her. The tattoo on my nalgas proves it. Not really, but if Adrien wanted me to ink my foreskin with his initials, I’d do it. Ugh, they are totally going to have beautiful Afghan Hound puppies together. Bringin’ on the heartbreak…

Here’s Adrien with homewrecker at a party for Conde Nasty Traveler in NYC on Thursday night. I’ve also added some Milo Ventimiglia, because I know you whores get sticky for him. Oh and this post would not be complete without Lady Miss Kier.

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