Not Around The Child!

April 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Suri Cruise celebrated her second year alive with an alien themed Birthday party yesterday. It wasn’t really “alien themed,” but there were tons of Scientologists there, so it’s the same thing. I see that Tommy Girl wore his special platform white sneakers for this occasion. You know he got those at Lady Footlocker.

Tommy also brought Connor and Isabel out of hiding to attend the Birthday party. Nicole Kidman couldn’t make it, because she doesn’t give a shit.

How much do you want to make a bet that Tommy is going to try and pass off Suri’s little doll as his next child. They are made from the same parts. Could be believable.

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