Dreamboat’s life is in danger! Alert the A-Team, V.I.P and Cleopatra 2525! Dreamy needs their help.
The Sun reports that a plot to cripple his ass was thwarted by prison officials. He was told that chokey drug dealers want to hurt him, because he owes them money for heroin. Dreamboat has been getting the shit on credit and IOUs. Dealers are pissed, because he hasn’t paid them a penny yet. And the bitch never will.
A source said that when Dreamy learned of the plot, he turned “white with fear.” That’s better than his usual shade of green.
Officials have moved him to a secure part of the prison. The source also said, “There are some very heavy people who have lost money and want to hurt him bad. They won’t kill him – but it will be a pan of boiling water job with sugar in it, to scar him good and proper.”
A pan of boiling water job with sugar in it? Sounds delicious! Like candy!