Welcome To Marriage

April 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Everyone’s favorite maybe newlyweds, Beyonce and Jay-Z, are already fighting. Yup, that’s what marriage does to a couple. The magic is working!

The two were partying at the Hollywood Bowl where Jay-Z was playing a show. The DJ at the show decided to play their song, “Crazy in Love.” Jay screamed at B, “Fuck that. Sorry Bey but fuck that – let’s play something else.” I feel the same way whenever that song starts playing on my iTunes. I tell my laptop the same thing.

Beyonce stormed off. A source said, “He meant it as a joke, but Beyonce didn’t take it that way. After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy.”

They managed to kiss and make up. Boring! I was hoping Bey called up Solange to come down with all her jewelry on to beat down on Jay-Z.

The source also said Bey and Jay were showing off “their tattooed wedding ring fingers. Both have ‘IV’ – the date of their wedding’ – inked on.

Maybe they haven’t confirmed their marriage, because Jay knows the curse. He’s waiting to see if they last the month or not.


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