Time Has Already Told Me You’re A Dumbass

April 18, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

This whole “Is Asshole pregnant?” drama is so disorganized. Niecy Nash and the “Clean House” team need to come in and fix this shit. It’s a mess! One minute they aren’t pregnant, then they are, then they aren’t. Stick with one fucking story.

Asshole was on “Today” this morning and was asked about her possible emo baby in the oven. She answered, “Only time will tell. Rumors have been going on for about a year now. I am giving birth to my record… that’s my baby.”

Well, your baby should be dumped into the clearance bin immediately. I’ve heard it and it reeks. Hopefully, all the press on this no-talent ho still won’t be enough to save her “baby” from being a total flop.

Here’s Ass at a Conde Nasty (typo, but I’m keeping it) Traveler party last night. This bitch needs to learn how to keep people guessing about her pregnancy. She should have worn an empire waist dress and held her bump a lot. Do I have to teach this plastic bitch everything?

Tags: Ashlee Simpson

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