The World’s Hottest Bird
April 18, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Oscar the cockatoo has been dubbed “The World’s Ugliest Bird.” Oscar has lived at Florida’s humane society for the past 12 years. She has a disease called beak and feather disease. It causes her feathers to grow all wonky and irritating, so she plucks them out. She still has feathers on her head, because she can’t reach those. Eventually the disease will affect her beak and nails.
Yes, she’s a girl. Couldn’t they have named her Oscarina, at least?
Oscar has become an internet superstar, because the bitch has serious moves. She dances around her cage…naked. SLUT!
Oscar is not the world’s ugliest bird. That title will forever and always belong to Paris Hilton.
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