The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 17th!
April 18, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
“Honey, you’re an idiot! I asked you to bring me some Portobello mushrooms, not portly belly ones! Thank God I didn’t ask you to get the Shiitake variety.” – Hoolrah
Runners-up:
“Everybody out of the pool – somebody dropped a toadstool!” – The C Word
“Dammit! I TOLD them it was stupid to do “Smurfs On Ice” at an outdoor water park in July, but noooooooo, we just HAD to do it!” – Kizzy
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