Money, Money, Money

April 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Madonna is about to get a whole lot richer. She’s expected to sign a major contract by playing two shows in Dubai for $50 million. The plan is for Vadge to close her world tour in Dubai this November. The Sun reports that if each show is 90-minutes long, she’ll make around $165,000 a minute or $300,000 for every crotch thrust.

She’s also in talks to perform at a private party in Dubai for $10 million. She recently said that she wouldn’t do privates parties for less than $10 million. The bitch got her wish.

A source said, “Madonna is about to break another record by playing the most lucrative concert of her whole career – or anyone’s career for that matter. The figure is so big because of her new contract with Live Nation and the huge funds available from private promoters in Dubai.

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Great, now she can afford to get Lourdes waxed.” Ok, I was thinking that, but I’m putting the blame on you. Honestly, I don’t mind the uni. I sort of love it. ’08 is all about the uni. Trust this.

Here’s money hungry and her daughter outside their gym in London.

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