Michael Lohan Thinks India Is The Answer

I couldn’t post another picture of Michael Lohan’s bumpy mug. I would much rather look at Samantha Ronson’s busted gay face. Anyway, Michael Lohan recently said HoHan was going to India to do missionary work. Her people quickly shot down the story by saying, “It’s not true.”

Taking a page from his haggard ex-wife’s book, Michael just had to respond. He told Gatecrasher:

“I think we can all see that her present so-called friends and management have her focused on the wrong projects and things. If Lindsay would just listen to me and follow my guidance, like she did when her life was on the right path, and before the people you see now that are in her life, I guarantee that her life would straighten out and she’d be back to being the gifted actress everyone knew and loved.“

I’m sure Michael tried to say this to HoHan over the phone, but she hung up on his crater face. Michael needs to listen to “Confessions of a Broken Heart” one more time. Cue band! “Daaaaauuuuughter to faaaaaaaather.”