Jessica Simpson’s Boozing Put Her In The Hospital

April 18, 2008 / Posted by:

That’s what Star Magazine claims. Remember when Jessica Simpson was in the hospital for a “kidney infection.” Star reports that it was more than that. A source said that hardcore drinking with Tony Romo landed the twat in the hospital. Jessica tried to keep up with Romo and his friends, but she couldn’t hang like that.

The source said her health issued were due to “drinking an obscene amount of alcohol.” Lightweight! You are an embarrassment to this country if you have to go into the hospital for binge-drinking. That’s what throwing up is for! Drop and reload.

This sourcie (Daisy) also claims Jessica asked for a pregnancy test, “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling.”

Wait…..maybe she’s the ONE that pregnant! I saw this on Desperate Housewives. Asshole Simpson is going to pretend she’s knocked up, but Jessica is carrying the baby. If Asshole’s baby comes out with a frog mouth, we’ll know the truth.

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